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Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman

posted 12 Aug 2013, 05:04 by Claire Woods
It's 2012 and the Olympics are in London . A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they don't have tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland"  he says, "Discus" and walks in.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder." Waddington-Smith, England " he says, “Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland  he says, "Fencing."

 -Sorry it's not politically correct but funny.
(Elders' Echo Jul-Aug 2012)