Old is when...
Post date: Aug 12, 2013 11:00:58 AM
Old is when; Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
Old is knowledge and experience
(Elders' Echo Nov-Dec 2010)