Old is when...

Post date: Aug 12, 2013 11:00:58 AM

Old is when; Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

Old is knowledge and experience

(Elders' Echo Nov-Dec 2010)