Perks of Old Age

Post date: Jul 31, 2013 12:33:34 PM

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You can live without sex but not your specs.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance Is finally beginning to pay off.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

You need little entertainment as you are always trying to remember someone's name or looking for a toilet after taking your water tablet.

(Elders' Echo Jan/Feb 2009)