Post date: Aug 12, 2013 11:50:36 AM
A little old lady went to the Shop to buy 4 cans of cat food. The girl at the counter said,
"I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying it for cat."
The little old lady went home, and brought her cat back to the shop. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said
"I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that it is for your dog." So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said,
"No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in
the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady,
"That smells like poo." The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Don't mess with old people.
(Elders' Echo Jan-Feb 2011)