Two elderly gentlemen...
Post date: Jul 31, 2013 12:44:56 PM
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
'Jim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains, I know you're about my age. How do you feel?
Jim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby?
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'